I glanced up when the bell announced my first customer. Christ on a cracker, it would have to be him—I just can’t catch a friggin’ break. I tried smiling, but it wasn’t going to happen—the miserable old bastard didn’t deserve the attempt. Still, the…
my shitty day at the DMV
A few thoughts today… Inside every snarky b*tch is a pleasant woman who just got fed up with the bull-sh*t. When people ask how well my writing is going, somedays I think to myself, “If I was a bird, I’d fly into a jet…
Contradiction: “Shut your mouth and answer me!” Endurance: “Sit there, until I tell you to move.” Contortionism: “Just look at that hole in the back of your shirt.” Exaggeration: “If I told you once, I told you eighty thousand times.” Reality: “Money doesn’t grow…
Born to Write
A picture tells a thousand stories!
"We make bitter better."
Irish History, Culture, Heritage, Language, Mythology
spare the crazy vocabulary, speak from your heart
Poetry, Prose, Photography
by Lize Bard
Natalie. Writer. Photographer. Etc.
Exploring land recently released by ice (geologically speaking)
A wee anthology of dark yarns.